n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

instrumental-artistry:

Walking-stick Flute/Oboe, ca. 1750–57
Georg Henrich Scherer (German, 1703–1778)

- Materials: Narwhal-tusk ivory, gilded brass
- Other Notes: This combines a transverse flute and an oboe in the form of a walking stick. The upper part is the flute part and the lower is an oboe. To play the instrument as an oboe, a double reed must be inserted at the lower end and one key repositioned.

Source: NY-MetMA

laughstashtv:

Weekend six pack.

laughstashtv:

Weekend six pack.

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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I don’t know why this made me laugh so much.

joshreads:

you’d think sleeping with your head upside down would feel super weird but apparently not

joshreads:

you’d think sleeping with your head upside down would feel super weird but apparently not

everybodyhasabrain:

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

Has anyone ever actually finished a cork grease thing

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Gimme a Hug!
Via annamissan.

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Gimme a Hug!

Via annamissan.